Family fun
Disney days, gachapon hauls and sustained exposure to tiny mascots.
Certificate CFF 001 · Private exhibition
Japan,
recently.
One private cinema. A questionable number of travel vlogs. No jury, no red carpet and absolutely no distribution deal. Officially selected because there were no other entries.
- Classification
- J26
- Genre
- Holiday evidence
- Audience
- Hostages (invited)
Consumer advice
Classified for
all of our guests.
Ratings are issued by the entirely independent Canning Film Classification Board, whose sole member also made the films, hired the cinema and adjudicates all appeals.
Mild chaos
Lost in translation, weird food and one confident walk in the wrong direction.
Adventure
Fast trains, long walks and karaoke captured in prosecutable detail.
Late-night energy
Lemon sours, spicy food and confidence unsupported by available footage.
Advanced degeneration
Speed runs, shrine visits and material previously cleared only for the group chat.
Official determination
Passed with no cuts.
Suitable for friends, family and anybody prepared to sit through a lovingly over-edited montage of a railway station. The director’s cut is identical but has one more vending machine.