Audience Preparation Protocol

To prevent surprise, alarm or an unplanned craving for FamilyMart, all guests must familiarise themselves with the following guidance. Failure to comply may result in being asked “did you see that bit?” immediately after seeing that bit.

Form: APP-26B
Status: Needlessly mandatory
Jurisdiction: Rows A–Z

J26 Productions presents

These vlogs are suited for all of our guests.

This guidance supersedes common sense and anything Paul said in the group chat.

Protocol 01

Family fun

Disney days, gachapon hauls and sustained exposure to tiny mascots.

Protocol 02

Mild chaos

Lost in translation, weird food and one confident walk in the wrong direction.

Protocol 03

Adventure

Fast trains, long walks and karaoke captured in prosecutable detail.

Protocol 04

Late-night energy

Lemon sours, spicy food and confidence unsupported by available footage.

Protocol 05

Advanced degeneration

Speed runs, shrine visits and material previously cleared only for the group chat.

Possible side effects

The A.P.P. cannot protect you from everything.

Belief that trains can work
Emergency ramen
3% battery cinema
Acute holiday envy

Protocol complete

You may now enjoy the show.

お楽しみください

By remaining seated you accept the CFF terms, including the right of the filmmaker to pause and explain something already obvious on screen. Appeals must be submitted in triplicate before the trip occurred.

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